TC: WeLl BrOtHeR, yOu JuSt GoT tO hAvE mOtHeRfUcKiN fAiTh.
TC: I tRy To ShArE iT, bUt MoSt PeOpLe DoN’t MuCh CaRe FoR rEaDiN mE tAlKiN aBoUt It Or NoThInG. :o(
CG: ALL I’M GETTING FROM THIS IS “IGNORANCE IS BLISS”
CG: AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE CALL BULL SHIT IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY. EITHER THAT OR THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ONE GODDAMN WORD.
(Source: crabbymatchmaker)
TC: I gUeSs So, BuT i AiN’t NeVeR sEeN a MoThErFuCkEr WiTh ReD bLoOd BeFoRe.
TC: SoUnDs LiKe It’S a SpEcIaL nO oNe’S hAd BeFoRe Or SoMeThInG.
TC: gOt ThE oNlY mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd CoLoR oF tHaT kInD tHaT nO oNe HaS sEeN bEfOrE.
CG: I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S BEEN SEEN IN MOST TIMELINES.
CG: BUT WHAT EVER. YOU WANT TO THINK A BLOOD COLOR IS REAL FUCKING SPECIAL? KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
CG: I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE NOT GIVING A SHIT.
(Source: crabbymatchmaker)
TC: i FiGuRe ThAt’S wHaT iT iS, mY aLiEn BrO.
TC: i DoN’t AsK tHe GoOd LoRdS hOw AlL tHiS iS wOrKiN aNd I dOn’T eVeN wAnT tO kNoW.
TC: wE jUsT gOt OuRsElVeS lUsIi AnD tHeY gOt Us, So It’S aLl MoThErFuCkIn TiTs Up In HeRe.
CG: THAT’S ANOTHER THING I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
CG: HOW ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH EVERYTHING?
CG: IT IS BEYOND ME HOW YOU CAN THINK THAT *EVERYTHING* IS GREAT OR MIRACULOUS. IT IS FUCKING CRAZY.
CG: THIS IS SOME WISDOM YOU NEED TO SHARE WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD.
(Source: crabbymatchmaker)
TC: sUrE iT iS, bRo.
TC: YoU aLl GoT sOmE mIrAcLe CoLoReD bLoOd AlL uP aNd RuNnIn ThRoUgH yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN vEiNs.
TC: NeVeR sEeN a MoThErFuCkEr WiTh AnYtHiNg ReDdEr ThAn RuSt.
CG: THERE’S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT RED BLOOD.
CG: AT LEAST NOT ON EARTH.
CG: AND FROM WHAT I’VE HEARD, IT’S NOT REALLY CONSIDERED A MIRACLE ON ALTERNIA EITHER.
CG: MORE LIKE A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
(Source: crabbymatchmaker)
tyluscapricious replied to your post: TC: hEy AlIeN hUmAn KaRbRo, So I hEaRd ThAt YoU aLiEnS gOt ThE sAmE mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd ColoR oR sOmEtHiNg TrIpPy LiKe ThAt. TC: WhAt CoLoR iS iT? TC: iS iT aLl MoThErFuCkIn InDiGo LiKe MiNe? :o)
TC: OhHhH. tHaT sOuNdS mOtHeRfUcKiN tRiPpY, kArBrO. TC: i CaN bArElY wRaP mY pAn ArOuNd AlL tHeSe MiRaClEs HuMaNs GoT gOiN oN.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS SO MIRACULOUS ABOUT US ALL HAVING THE SAME BLOOD COLOR.
CG: I REALLY JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
CG: WEIRD? FOR A TROLL, MAYBE. MIRACULOUS?? NOPE.
TC: wElL yOu UsUaLlY fEeD tHeM aNd GiVe ThEm A rOoF oVeR tHeIr HeAdS aNd MaKe SuRe ThEy DoN’t RuN oFf AnD gEt To Be SoMe MoThErFuCkIn DiNnEr.
TC: At LeAsT tHaT’s WhAt It LoOkS lIkE iN tHeM mOtHeRfUcKiN mOvIeS.
TC: mY lUsUs WaSn’T aRoUnD tOo MuCh To Be NeEdIn NoNe Of ThAt FrOm Me.
TC: AnYwAy, YoU aLiEnS aRe StIlL aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiN sTrAnGe AnD mYsTeRiOuS. :o)
CG: *YOU’RE* THE STRANGE ONES TO US.
CG: I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOUNG TROLLS AND THEIR STRANGE MONSTER PARENTS.
CG: ARE YOU GUYS JUST *BORN* MONSTER-TAMERS?
CG: OR HATCHED, I GUESS.
(Source: crabbymatchmaker)
CG: NO. IT’S NOT INDIGO.
CG: THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD, CONSIDERING THE COLOR’S NOT EVEN A PART OF THE TROLL HEMOSPECTRUM, BUT ALL HUMANS HAVE RED BLOOD.
[Sanaz grumbled before puuling the spoon from her mouth to speak properly.]
I said, not to laugh at me, asshat.
YOU SAY THAT AS THOUGH IT’LL MAKE ME STOP.
[You laugh just a bit more before stopping. The movie’s started now, so this is as good a time as any to stop making fun of her.]
Yes, yes I am. By the way, don’t laugh at me, asshat. It’s not funny.
[The spoon moves around in her mouth as she talks, garbling her words to the point where it might not be understandable.]
[After licking off the ice cream from the spoon, you leave it in your mouth and talk the same way Sanaz did.]
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.
I know more more about what I’m talking about than you think. Remember who’s been around since before movies even existed.
[She held the side of her head for a moment, a wave of brain freeze going through her. It passed quickly but she backed off from the ice cream for a bit, sucking on just her spoon instead.]
SO, BASICALLY, YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY OLD, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS? YEAH, OKAY.
[You laugh when she held the side of her head, assuming she had a brain freeze, then continue eating ice cream. You’re much more careful about it than she is though.]
